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Hello raffle. I see you are bored.

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Uhhh I can say the alphabet backwards if that counts.

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Google Translate singing “Super Bass” by Nicki Minaj. 

Oh my lanta.

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corgay:

my mom got me these offbrand peeps for easter

and

their faces jesus

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dam0nalbarn:

So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…

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meh. 

a-zombieee:

danadanes:


Rudy Eugene, 31, the naked man also known as The Miami Zombie who viciously attacked a 65 year old homeless man on the MacArthur causeway in Miami Saturday. He was caught trying to eat off the other man’s face, police fired one shot into the man after ordering the Rudy to stop. Rudy only gave grunts and growls back. It took 11 more shots to kill Rudy. The victim, whose identity has not been released, is still listed in critical condition at Jackson Memorial Hospital, the Miami Herald reports. The shocking incident occurred near the off-ramp to Biscayne Boulevard on the causeway. Police believe LSD is behind this act of cannibalism.
Other “zombie” related incidents
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat situation: Students and Teachers Decontaminated after breaking out in rash.
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at For Lauderdale International Airport.
5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester.
5/23: I-285 re-opens after HazMat incident.
5/23: Man bites cousin’s nose off.
5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash.
5/25: HazMat called after kids exposed to pesticide on bus: HazMat and EMS respond to Lake County, FL School.
5/25: Disoriented passenger subdued on flight in Miami.
5/26: Naked man allegedly eating victim’s face, shot and killed by Miami Police.
5/26: Florida Doctor spits blood at Highway Patrolmen after DUI arrest.
5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowes emplyees, resists arrest.

Look up the reports though.

holy fuck his face is fucking gone…i literally yelped when i saw it. the cops shouldve shot the dude sooner.

a-zombieee:

danadanes:

Rudy Eugene, 31, the naked man also known as The Miami Zombie who viciously attacked a 65 year old homeless man on the MacArthur causeway in Miami Saturday. He was caught trying to eat off the other man’s face, police fired one shot into the man after ordering the Rudy to stop. Rudy only gave grunts and growls back. It took 11 more shots to kill Rudy. The victim, whose identity has not been released, is still listed in critical condition at Jackson Memorial Hospital, the Miami Herald reports. The shocking incident occurred near the off-ramp to Biscayne Boulevard on the causeway. Police believe LSD is behind this act of cannibalism.

Other “zombie” related incidents

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat situation: Students and Teachers Decontaminated after breaking out in rash.

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at For Lauderdale International Airport.

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester.

5/23: I-285 re-opens after HazMat incident.

5/23: Man bites cousin’s nose off.

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash.

5/25: HazMat called after kids exposed to pesticide on bus: HazMat and EMS respond to Lake County, FL School.

5/25: Disoriented passenger subdued on flight in Miami.

5/26: Naked man allegedly eating victim’s face, shot and killed by Miami Police.

5/26: Florida Doctor spits blood at Highway Patrolmen after DUI arrest.

5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowes emplyees, resists arrest.

Look up the reports though.

holy fuck his face is fucking gone…i literally yelped when i saw it. the cops shouldve shot the dude sooner.

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thesulfurandthesea:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

oh my GOD

thesulfurandthesea:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

oh my GOD

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Omfg memories

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